Kurtis Barton

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Adulting since 2019

Adulting since 2019Adulting since 2019Adulting since 2019

I've spent the last 26 years of my life childproofing my house....but my kids keep getting in.

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Adulting since 2019

Adulting since 2019Adulting since 2019Adulting since 2019

I've spent the last 26 years of my life childproofing my house....but my kids keep getting in.

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I am an award winning cat trainer, even though I have never owned a cat.

Facts About Me

THE BEACH

When I see people in bathing suits, I only look at the covered parts.

HISTORY

If history really repeats itself, I AM SO GETTING A PET DINOSAUR.

WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT ME

He's the reason brothers and sisters shouldn't marry.

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